Possible Legal Defences For The Adelaide CCP Consulate “Officers” Caught Ballot Harvesting

BREAKING: ADELAIDE, AUSTALIA.

Liberty Itch has obtained a copy of possible legal defences to be mounted by Adelaide-based CCP “we’re not spies” officers in the District Court of South Australia.

The operatives were caught illegally harvesting Adelaide City Council ballots earlier this week in a media sting which may see the pair do jail time.

The canvassed legal defences include:

1. “We have a long history facilitating democracy and this was just another example, Your Honour!”
2. “We were just making sure the ballots were in the official language for the Adelaide City Council election, Mandarin:
3. “FU. We’re diplomats. We have diplomatic immunity.”